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Jack Reginald Vader is a 26-year-old former golf caddy who enjoys duck herding, listening to music and surfing the web. He is considerate and smart, but can also be very unintelligent and a bit violent.

He is addicted to the internet, something which his friend Harper Julie Paterson pointed out when he was 15. The problem intensified in 2011. In 2013, Jack lost his job as a golf caddy as a result of his addiction.

He is an American Buddhist who defines himself as straight. He has a post-graduate degree in sports science. He is a vegetarian.

Physically, Jack is in pretty good shape. He is average-height with pale skin, red hair and green eyes.

He grew up in a working class neighbourhood. His mother left when he was young, leaving him with his father, who was a drunk.

He is currently in a relationship with Tallulah Halle Bryant. Tallulah is 19 years older than him and works as a journalist.

Jack’s best friend is a former golf caddy called Harper Paterson. They have a very firey friendship. He also hangs around with Amber Peterson and Wanda O’Sullivan. They enjoy escapology together.

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